I can picture the Macklemore commercial now as Russell Wilson joins the Patriots to "mentor" whatever quarterback is left at No. 3 in the draft:
"That's Russell Wilson's quarterback room. . . That's Russell Wilson's offense. . . See that over there? That's Russell Wilson's job."
Of all the crazy, desperate, and just kinda pathetic pitches for how the Patriots can compete next year, signing Wilson to serve as a willing bridge to Drake Maye, Jayden Daniels or Michael Penix Jr. might be the most delusional of all.