I’ve been covering the draft for like a decade now, and the one thing I think we can all agree on is that covering the draft is bad. It is mid-April, and the draft still isn’t until next week, and basically every Packer analyst is spending their time on Twitter arguing about whether Batman could defeat Goku if he was able to sit on the bench for a few years to develop, while some other draft analysts yell that it’s not worth thinking about, because Batman doesn’t meet the correct arm-length thresholds.
Most of you are normal football fans who simply start following the Packers once training camp begins and have the extremely pleasant experience of enjoying all of the new players that appeared during the summer while cracking a High Noon on the porch, and let me just say that I envy you.